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JeepAngel
07-01-2004, 09:57 AM
:flag33: HAPPY CANADA DAY!!! :flag33:


Signs You May Be A Canadian


1. You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines.
2. You're not offended by the term, "Homo Milk"
3. You understand the phrase, "Could you please pass me a serviette, I just spilled my poutine"
4. You eat chocolate bars instead of candy bars.
5. You drink pop, not soda.
6. You know what it means to be on pogey.
7. You know that a mickey and 2-4's mean "Party at the camp, eh!!"
8. You don't hold your hand on your breast when you sing the national anthem.
9. You can drink legally while still a 'teen.
10. You know that francophones, anglophones and allophones are not electronic devices.
11. You talk about the weather with strangers and friends alike.
12. You don't know or care about the fuss with Cuba, it's just a cheap place to travel to and has good cigars.
13. You get milk in bags as well as cartons and plastic jugs.
14. Pike is a type of fish, not some part of a highway.
15. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.
16. You sit on a couch not a chesterfield - that is some small town in Quebec!
17. You know what a Robertson screwdriver is.
18. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers.
19. You know that Mounties "don't always look like that"
20. More Americans say "eh" while mocking a Canadian, than a Canadian does.
21. Nowhere in Canada will you find an igloo.
22. Temperatures reach into the 100's, and nowhere in Canada is there snow throughout the year.

jeepsr4ever
07-01-2004, 10:43 AM
In honor of canada I will be eating everything with maple syrup today :mrgreen:

JeepAngel
07-01-2004, 11:09 AM
In honor of canada I will be eating everything with maple syrup today :mrgreen:

LOL MC

Ummm, I have lived in Canada all my life, have never had Canadian Maple Syrup, nor have I ever SEEN it. Must be something in the East, I have NO idea. Mrs. Butterworth is in MY cupboard.. lol.

jeepsr4ever
07-01-2004, 12:21 PM
wasnt aunt jamima a canadian??

JeepAngel
07-01-2004, 02:11 PM
wasnt aunt jamima a canadian??

Unfortunately, no Aunt Jemima ever actually invented or poured any maple syrup. The Quaker Oats Company is the owner of the Aunt Jemima brand, and although there have been three different women who played the part in various promotions, the character was not based on any real person.

jeepsr4ever
07-01-2004, 02:22 PM
Unfortunately, no Aunt Jemima ever actually invented or poured any maple syrup. The Quaker Oats Company is the owner of the Aunt Jemima brand, and although there have been three different women who played the part in various promotions, the character was not based on any real person

Only a true canadian would know that much about syrup :t:

rollen dean montoya
07-01-2004, 03:53 PM
here's to canada :razz: :razz: spent time at edmonton alberta back in
1983. there chinook squadron(446th i believe)was being trained by the
chinook outfit i was assigned to. it was a blast! the guys were really cool to hang out with and we taught them how to maintain their birds.
once a year i visit my parrents in rathdrum id. and make a trip to
british columbia. very beautiful country :t:
later, rollen :lo1l:

JeepAngel
07-01-2004, 07:31 PM
Unfortunately, no Aunt Jemima ever actually invented or poured any maple syrup. The Quaker Oats Company is the owner of the Aunt Jemima brand, and although there have been three different women who played the part in various promotions, the character was not based on any real person

Only a true canadian would know that much about syrup :t:

google search mc... it's amazing how smart i sound at times because of the internet.

jeepsr4ever
07-01-2004, 08:06 PM
See only a canandian would know that..... :mrgreen: =D>


hey for short does tigger call you candy? He should

Tigger
07-01-2004, 08:11 PM
See only a canandian would know that..... :mrgreen: =D>

hey for short does tigger call you candy? He should

I know most of it and I am not Canadian, and for short I call her Angel, she is sweet as candy but I am not calling her that.

JeepAngel
07-01-2004, 08:16 PM
here's to canada :razz: :razz: spent time at edmonton alberta back in
1983.

Edmonton is a beautiful city, I have been there a few times. World's largest mall is there, and it's HUGE. I haven't been there in years, but hear they've added onto it since then.

rollen dean montoya
07-01-2004, 08:49 PM
when i was there i don't recall seeing the mall. when was the mall built?
we did have some wild parties though #-o :morning: this mixed with
mr jack daniels helped to wake us up in the morning :mrgreen:
later, rollen :lo1l:

JeepAngel
07-01-2004, 08:58 PM
when i was there i don't recall seeing the mall. when was the mall built?

Not sure on that, late 70's early 80's ... it's in West Edmonton...
everything you could want is there. It's insane !!! :t:

rollen dean montoya
07-01-2004, 10:54 PM
sounds insane to me 111!!! i try to avoid the malls . just beyond too many
people. the only time i go to the mall is to hit the craftsman store at sears!
always need tools for some project i got going.
later, rollen :lo1l:

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