Bulltear Chat Formally known as "AMC oil girl thread&qu

[jeepsr4ever]

Ok chatters here we go..somebody needs to pm dewragjen.

http://home.zonnet.nl/forum_spam3/thread_related/thread_rocks/images/0473.jpg

[pyagid]

I think we need the pics that were originally posted back as well :-| :-| :-| =D> =D> =D>

[jeepsr4ever]

http://jeepsr4ever.imgbay.com/Btgrl.jpg

[JMSII]

Better, MUCH better! :mrgreen:

[gremlin boys]

allright!!!! :? now we are talking!!!!

[gremlin boys]

:shock: hellooooooo is there anybody in here??????? :-| where did everyone go???? :razz:

[jeepsr4ever]

Right here...ready?

[Trailbst]

There was a padathon and I missed it :(: :(: :(: :(:

MC, why does someone need to PM Jen? Or should we all just PM her to do so?

Nice pics again. She's hot. I wouldn't kick her outta bed for eating crackers, that is, unless she wanted to f....... on the floor :mrgreen:

[FSJnovice]

crap get deployed and miss all the good stuff :(:

[dewragjen]

back at this again... :-|

[jeepsr4ever]

FSJnovice your deployed huh? I heard my Little brother is on his way there..

AMC oil girl rocks :t:

[dewragjen]

FSJnovice your deployed huh? I heard my Little brother is on his way there..

AMC oil girl rocks :t:

Thanx...I didn't know you had a little bro...

[gremlin boys]

there she is well it was a safe new years here had fun got a new tattoo, and went to a race called the hangover 100 at our local dirt track, well to start the road into the track was under three feet of water they were hauling people in on trailers because cars couldnt get threw me i just wheeled right threw like nothing, our creeks are flooded and one washed the track entrance out for about 100 yards, the creeks here are running like rivers so i think its time to get the kayak out, :? good to see everyone made it into the newyear.Don

[dewragjen]

wow..what's the new tatt of??? Have fun kayaking...Happy New Year everyone!!! :lo1l:

[jeepsr4ever]

I come from a large family 3 sisters 2 brothers.... we ate things like


Carob chip cookies
Brewers yearst in our orange juice
honey nut cheerios was a sugar cereal to us


:?:

[dewragjen]

I can see that w/you :tongue:

[gremlin boys]

oh thats not a very big jeeps 7 sisters 1 brother there was nine of us!! Dad was a busy man lol , the new tattoo is the american motors logo, i have to locate a couple of my kayak buddies it is not wise to go alone when the creeks are like this here i have seen whole canoes disappear never to be found. the current will pull you right under a fallen tree and hold you down if your not carefull, plus the one creek has a dam that is now flowing over so you have to paddle your butt off to get to where you portage around the dam then carrie the kayak down a mudd 60 foot steep bank to the bottom of the dam, sounds fun huh? 111!!! . Don

[jeepsr4ever]

http://www.philo.com/POSTCARD/FIRED.jpg

[dewragjen]

oh thats not a very big jeeps 7 sisters 1 brother there was nine of us!! Dad was a busy man lol , the new tattoo is the american motors logo, i have to locate a couple of my kayak buddies it is not wise to go alone when the creeks are like this here i have seen whole canoes disappear never to be found. the current will pull you right under a fallen tree and hold you down if your not carefull, plus the one creek has a dam that is now flowing over so you have to paddle your butt off to get to where you portage around the dam then carrie the kayak down a mudd 60 foot steep bank to the bottom of the dam, sounds fun huh? 111!!! . Don

okay your crazy 111!!! ...you couldn't pay me to do something like that...good luck!!!

[gremlin boys]

its all about the addrenalin rush!!!! its not allways that bad, there is only a few of us that go in this weather, i have even been in the water with snow on the ground, we do alot of milder trips so we can take some beginners with us, so your saying you dont want to go oil girl ?cant be any more dangerous than modeling amc oil around a bunch of crazy jeep guys ? :shock:

[jeepsr4ever]

:?: :?: crazy jeepguys...you got that right :mrgreen:

[dewragjen]

Let me think a minute..ah no thanks...I'm up for many things that just doesn't happen to be one of them...

[dewragjen]

:?: :?: crazy jeepguys...you got that right :mrgreen:

oh come on now your pretty harmless mc... :wink:

:^o

[gremlin boys]

yea thats what a guy wants to hear that he is harmless, so much for the bad as& jeep man thing you had going, you secret is out your harmless !!!! :-|

[jeepsr4ever]

notice the pinocio face :idea:

[gremlin boys]

ok i see it now, must need some glasses , :razz:

[dewragjen]

or losing the grip on the bottle might help as well

[gremlin boys]

from which hand ? right or left ? :razz: just kidding i dont drink much a few new years eve and it could be a month before i have anymore

[dewragjen]

not even a beer w/dinner on occasion???

[Penguin]

RUM!!! :razz:
The only drink for Me....... =D>

The Captian is back.....

[gremlin boys]

to tell you the truth i make my own wine i have won many awards i have beat many winerys in taste contests, i have around 2500 bottles of my own brew and i dont drink that very often i take some to partys and dinners, give them as gifts i make a great wine i have 34 diffrent kinds. oh and what do i drink Jack daniels !!!

[Penguin]

So what types do you make?
Blush, Chablis, Cabernet?

[dewragjen]

That's amazing - not much of a wine fan myself..I happen to like sailing w/the captain...

[gremlin boys]

i should say i didnt get to make any last year i was to busy some of the wines i have are 6 or 7 years old now, i will make a new bunch this year its alot of work

[Penguin]

That's amazing - not much of a wine fan myself..I happen to like sailing w/the captain...

Do you get Privite Stock over there? That is drinking from the bottle good. Smooth and wonderful.

[dewragjen]

I don't know...i mix it w/coke anyways i wouldn't be able to tell the difference...

[gremlin boys]

i make alot of desert wines they are real close to sherry, very sweet but i have zifindal, australian shariz, penot, i have a chablis and a cabernet, i had a thing called a wine club where a group of people would get together and make wine, i would show them how , they would keep it at my place so we could filter it and let it age i had a real wine cellar last year i sold the building it was a winery in the early 70s,

[gremlin boys]

i have not met a person yet that didnt like my wines i do not make it so dry to me that tastes like crap, i have peach, strawberry, blackberry, watermelon, cherry, everthing but the water melon is great over icecream

[dewragjen]

sounds good to me...what else does it go good over??? :wink:

[gremlin boys]

i was thinking You but was trieing to control myself !!!!! :t:

[Penguin]

I don't know...i mix it w/coke anyways i wouldn't be able to tell the difference...

You need to try it. Don't need to mix it. Also if you do mix it you will find you can almost double what you would normaly put in.

I like a good social wine. Never tried it over ice cream before.

[Penguin]

i was thinking You but was trieing to control myself !!!!! :t:

Now there's a drink worth trying.

[gremlin boys]

it flavors the ice cream or amc oil girl whatever you choose it is a sweet wine they are thicker and stronger

[gremlin boys]

you know a bottle of wine some ice cream bowl of cherrys and a amc oil girl what else could a man want ? :?

[dewragjen]

I don't know...i mix it w/coke anyways i wouldn't be able to tell the difference...

You need to try it. Don't need to mix it. Also if you do mix it you will find you can almost double what you would normaly put in.

I like a good social wine. Never tried it over ice cream before.

i'll have to try that...

[dewragjen]

you know a bottle of wine some ice cream bowl of cherrys and a amc oil girl what else could a man want ? :?

:idea:

whip cream???

[Penguin]

When I mix it with coke, I pour in the rum then add a shot of coke. Looks something similar to a 7&7.

[gremlin boys]

dam i knew i forgot something :t:

[Penguin]

you know a bottle of wine some ice cream bowl of cherrys and a amc oil girl what else could a man want ? :?

:idea:

whip cream???

Strawberries and chocolate.... =D>

[dewragjen]

When I mix it with coke, I pour in the rum then add a shot of coke. Looks something similar to a 7&7.

Yeah that's what I'd call a cloudy...

[dewragjen]

well we've established the desserts what's the app??? :-|

[Penguin]

Also try it with Cherry Coke. Gives a really interesting flavor.

[gremlin boys]

nothing like a little amc oil massage to start it all off!!!!!! :t:

[Penguin]

nothing like a little amc oil massage to start it all off!!!!!! :t:

:downtown:

[dewragjen]

=D>

[gremlin boys]

hmmm do i here some silk sheets ruffling ? :shock:

[dewragjen]

:-$

[Penguin]

Silk???

Nope, to hard to get the chocolate, strawberry, whip cream stains out.

[jeepsr4ever]

yes the oil contains esther so if you have any leaky seals it will fix them :tongue3:

[gremlin boys]

goog point jeep i wasnt thinking about leaky seals ! :-|

[Penguin]

yes the oil contains esther so if you have any leaky seals it will fix them :tongue3:

So, if I have a waterbed and I fill it with AMC oil will it fix the leak?

[gremlin boys]

i think what he is saying is it renews your seals, hmm no leaks kind of like the old fashioned gypsy remodies fixs what ever ails you !!!!

[Penguin]

i think what he is saying is it renews your seals, hmm no leaks kind of like the old fashioned gypsy remodies fixs what ever ails you !!!!

:?:

[gremlin boys]

seems to be a multipurpose oil :t:

[jeepsr4ever]

DOH reconditions seals? That help :mrgreen:

[gremlin boys]

yea but that doent sound half as perverted that way :?: we were covering the many uses of amc oil :t:

[Penguin]

DOH reconditions seals? That help :mrgreen:

So you get a tighter fit..... :evil4: #-o

[gremlin boys]

got ya now lol ok so you were just a little more perveted than me !

[dewragjen]

wow, a little goes a long way here i see... :silent:

[Penguin]

wow, a little goes a long way here i see... :silent:

Is there a pun in there??? :roll:

[gremlin boys]

dont get bashfull now :mrgreen:[/quote]

[dewragjen]

dont get bashfull now :mrgreen:[/quote]

me bashful.. :?:

[gremlin boys]

so have you posed for any more pictures we should see ?

[dewragjen]

nope, no poses...i'm actually pretty camera shy :oops:

[gremlin boys]

well you shouldnt be i was thinking of selling one or two of my cars and you laying across the hood just might do the trick !!!!!! :t:

[Penguin]

so have you posed for any more pictures we should see ?

Would you be interested??? :thumbleft:

[dewragjen]

turn back to page 1 i think she's got it down much better :!:

[gremlin boys]

no she is a little fake looking , not saying she isnt attractive, but i think you would look better :idea:

[Penguin]

Not to mention we don't know her...

[dewragjen]

ask mc i'm a pain in the ass to work w/...

[gremlin boys]

maybe so but i bet its alot of laughs ! :t:

[pyagid]

I actually have work to do today, and when i left this thread was still on page 1. I think the padathon is going well.


As far as posing for pictures. The real thing is much better than that first fake picture. And you dont look to camera shy in the pictures.

-Paul

[gremlin boys]

i feel bad that you have to work paul, it was raining here again had to tear off a roof so thats out of the ?, cant all my kayaking friends are working so here i am :t: and i have to agree she didnt look too shy in thos pictures

[dewragjen]

i had a little help from :razz: before shooting

[gremlin boys]

so mc got you drunk first? :shock: that sly dog !!!!!

[Penguin]

Aha, the secrets out.

[gremlin boys]

hmmm hot girl a few drinks :-| i think we are not seeing all of the pictures !!!!!! someones holding back on us boys ! :mrgreen:

[Penguin]

hmmm hot girl a few drinks :-| i think we are not seeing all of the pictures !!!!!! someones holding back on us boys ! :mrgreen:

They could also be holding us back.... :?

[dewragjen]

mc doesn't have to get me drunk he's just got the magic touch :wink:

[jeepsr4ever]

woooooooooooooooooohooooooooooooooooooooo

[dewragjen]

woooooooooooooooooohooooooooooooooooooooo

:?

[jeepsr4ever]

see how much mama was right.....girls really are trouble :?: :?: :?:

[dewragjen]

:smile: that's so not true... [-(

[jeepsr4ever]

:?: :?: #-o

[dewragjen]

you know you enjoy trouble... :t:

[jeepsr4ever]

oh I love trouble

[dewragjen]

i bet you do - have a good night

[jeepsr4ever]

you too...hey you made captain =D>

[jeepsr4ever]

http://bulltear.imgbay.com/Oilgirl.jpg


=D> =D> =D>

[pyagid]

MC very nice additon. Hopefully there are more to come You never sent me that one before

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v442/pyagid/For%20BT/Oilgirl1.jpg

















sorry in advance for the chop

[JeepAngel]

Well there's 5 minutes of my life I'm never getting back :roll:

[jeepsr4ever]

:?: :?: :?:

[mrtazwrench]

Well there's 5 minutes of my life I'm never getting back :roll:
it was more than 5min for me... i have dileup #-o

[lawrangx]

Well there's 5 minutes of my life I'm never getting back :roll:

=D> :razz:

[gremlin boys]

oh come on now we started this little chat to have some fun jeepangel you can put up some of your pics lol or just join the fun we are chatting about anything here just not the amc oil girl, oh the last pic is very nice ! :t:

[Penguin]

I really hope that is not what the oil looks like. It looks more like mustard.

dewragjen didn't that taste nasty??? :wink: #-o

[dewragjen]

wow it's been so long I don't remember that pic...thanx for the reminder mc...

[gremlin boys]

yea i was thinking the oil was pretty nasty looking :shock:

[dewragjen]

I really hope that is not what the oil looks like. It looks more like mustard.

dewragjen didn't that taste nasty??? :wink: #-o

:pale:

[gremlin boys]

didnt feel to well after that ? :razz:

[dewragjen]

not so much...

[gremlin boys]

so hows the new year treating you so far ?

[dewragjen]

pretty boring so far and yourself

[gremlin boys]

pretty good i will be going kayaking tomorrow waiting for some parts for my drag car so i can put the new motor in, i have a good feeling about this year i will be starting a 18 unit condo on march 1st so everything is good

[dewragjen]

Well at least someone is busy around here...I agree, this year seems like it's going to be a good year...I'll be starting up school again hopefully and moving south...

[Penguin]

Well at least someone is busy around here...I agree, this year seems like it's going to be a good year...I'll be starting up school again hopefully and moving south...

Getting tired of the cold up there?

[pyagid]

What are you planning on going back to school for?

[dewragjen]

Well at least someone is busy around here...I agree, this year seems like it's going to be a good year...I'll be starting up school again hopefully and moving south...

Getting tired of the cold up there?

Very much so...I'm a freeze baby

[dewragjen]

Most likely accounting and finance - I'll probably double major...

[pyagid]

wow.....that is a good combination of degrees, along with the computer knowlage. The president of my company keeps trying to get me to go back to school for finance and accounting,. I could just never stand either of those subjects, or math. But it will help in my career here so i will probably end up doing it

-Paul

[Penguin]

I'm ADD, there is no way I will ever go back to College. Been there once was a nice place to visit but got bored to easy. :roll:

[dewragjen]

I think you should go for it..I'm surprised your not a math fan, that normally goes hand in hand w/computers. I love math especially algebra and accounting...I know that sounds odd but I guess it was just because it came pretty easy to me...I use to be a tutor for accounting in college...

[dewragjen]

I'm ADD, there is no way I will ever go back to College. Been there once was a nice place to visit but got bored to easy. :roll:

Are you serious...I loved college..Your always being challenged and learning new information...If it was possible I'd go to school for a career...

[gremlin boys]

my sister deb has just became a cpa she has been doing really well seems there is money to be made in that field

[Penguin]

I'm ADD, there is no way I will ever go back to College. Been there once was a nice place to visit but got bored to easy. :roll:

Are you serious...I loved college..Your always being challenged and learning new information...If it was possible I'd go to school for a career...

I wasn't. I have learned more on my own than I did at College. The colleges I went to, made you take stupid classes that had no bearing on anything I was majoring in.
The computer field was just starting when I was in school so most of the classes were not really informative.
Now I can learn more on my own in tech classes than in a College.

[dewragjen]

I'd agree w/you on that - I think you learn about 90% in the actual field rather than what is taught in most colleges...Plus all the basics that they make you take really don't pertain to anything your going to use in the field..

[Penguin]

Dewrangjen, you are an Admiral now. Does this mean I have to salute you?

[pyagid]

I feel the same way. The majority of the stuff i use in my career I learned on my own, on the job. I went to school to spend to much money on a piece of paper that says i know what i am doing.

Yeah i am kind of odd as far as the math thing goes. I really enjoy things that use a lot of math, My favorite subject was always science, and engineering classes i took. But Math for some reason was always my least favorite.

I hate the thought of going back to school to take more classes, i pretty much forced my self to get through what i did. My wife on the other hand would love to be a career student as well. She loves going to classes and all that stuff

-paul

[dewragjen]

I didn't even notice that..yeah i think you can skip that...leave it to the real thing

[Penguin]

Pyagid, sounds to me like you didn't have a good teacher in Math. I was lucky there, we had some great Mathamatics teachers where I went to school. But when I got to college it just fell off they for some reason didn't inspire me.

I love math. I think it is the most important thing you can learn.

[dewragjen]

Yeah, I'd have to say that my first college taught me how to teach myself for a pretty penny...But once you have a degree when you go back the only classes you really have to take are your majors...I just like the ability to dig in all the different fields out there...I get bored really easy if I don't feel like I'm learning something new or challenging myself...I'd have to say my worst subject always had something to do w/writing/english...Math is a language I understand - English isn't...

[Penguin]

Yeah, I'd have to say that my first college taught me how to teach myself for a pretty penny...But once you have a degree when you go back the only classes you really have to take are your majors...I just like the ability to dig in all the different fields out there...I get bored really easy if I don't feel like I'm learning something new or challenging myself...I'd have to say my worst subject always had something to do w/writing/english...Math is a language I understand - English isn't...

Ditto, I couldn't speak the English language correctly if my life depended on it.
Languages based on math I can get in no time. Most programming languages I learned were so easy it was sinful. I even got Latin better than english.
I am going to try Russian, French, German, Italian next to see how easy they are to learn. I have some CDs to try out.

[dewragjen]

:lo1l: I've just never understood why we need four "there"...i mean i get the differences in each spelling and the meanings but who seriously thinks that makes sense...

[jeepsr4ever]

Hey AMC oil girl whatsa your favorite


color
smell
movie
sport
card game
liquor

[dewragjen]

what kind of questions are these...

color - lavender
smell - fresh flowers
movie - office space
sport - to play volleyball/basketball to watch football
cardgame - cribbage
liquor - captain/coke or ceasar bloodies...

[jeepsr4ever]

ceasar blodies?

What about

favorite guys colonge
what you look for in a guy
if you could live in any country where would it be

[pyagid]

ceasar blodies?



isnt that a bloody mary with a clam in it? or clam juice

[jeepsr4ever]

damn .......nasty. That is the one thing I never care to eat

[Penguin]

ceasar blodies?



isnt that a bloody mary with a clam in it? or clam juice

There is a joke here but I will not post it because we are in a clean forum.

[pyagid]

There is a joke here but I will not post it because we are in a clean forum.

:wink:

[Penguin]

damn .......nasty. That is the one thing I never care to eat

Not me love them. Eat them every chance I can. :wink:

[jeepsr4ever]

hahahahahaaaaa man i lost it...ahahahahaaaaaa

[dewragjen]

You guys are horrible..yes instead of using tomato juice or sgrt. peppers i use clamato juice...it doesn't taste like claims - you should try it...

what are w/the questions mc???

[Penguin]

You guys are horrible..

I thought I was doing a good job of behaving. You wouldn't want to see horrible. :roll:

[gremlin boys]

man i go on a estimate for acouple of hours and look at what i miss i like my clams fresh !!!!!! :?

[dewragjen]

damn .......nasty. That is the one thing I never care to eat

i don't eat seafood either but i still like ceasar bloodies...

[jeepsr4ever]

:?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:

Now tell us your favorite mans colonge

[gremlin boys]

hey not to change the subject but did you notice the forum has at least one new person a day, since yesterday 2or3? :t:

[dewragjen]

ceasar blodies?

What about

favorite guys colonge
what you look for in a guy
if you could live in any country where would it be

colonge for guys probably mania by giorgio armani...
what i look for in a guy - how much time do you have???
what country probably either ireland or italy...

[jeepsr4ever]

The oil girl has a magnetic personality :?:

[gremlin boys]

i was thinjing the same thing has to be the pics you have put on drawing them in !!!!!! :t:

[jeepsr4ever]

colonge for guys probably mania by giorgio armani


Hey baby it could have worked if your favorite was

http://www.kartbox.de/pics/wd40.jpg

[dewragjen]

hey not to change the subject but did you notice the forum has at least one new person a day, since yesterday 2or3? :t:

i did notice that- good observation... :lo1l:

[Penguin]

damn .......nasty. That is the one thing I never care to eat

i don't eat seafood either but i still like ceasar bloodies...

I love sea food, best out there. Lobster, crab, clams, scallops, shark, squid, octopus, salmon, trout. Can you tell I fish??

[jeepsr4ever]

Truly the mans colonge

http://www.kartbox.de/pics/wd40.jpg

[dewragjen]

colonge for guys probably mania by giorgio armani


Hey baby it could have worked if your favorite was

i thought you were more of an old spice kind of guy

[Penguin]

Truly the mans colonge

http://www.kartbox.de/pics/wd40.jpg
I thought it was air freshner.

[dewragjen]

damn .......nasty. That is the one thing I never care to eat

i don't eat seafood either but i still like ceasar bloodies...

I love sea food, best out there. Lobster, crab, clams, scallops, shark, squid, octopus, salmon, trout. Can you tell I fish??

just a bit...i couldn't eat any of that other than the salmon... :tongue:

[gremlin boys]

yea i am liking the green tree pine scent rub alittle on good for another day !!! 111!!!

[jeepsr4ever]

fru fru air fresheners

lilac
fresh daisies
cherry

Mans air fresheners

terriyaki
beef
chicken gumbo
burrito :oops:

[jeepsr4ever]

Bean dip aftershave :?:

[gremlin boys]

is that the after we eat thos aroma your talking about ? :-|

[Penguin]

just a bit...i couldn't eat any of that other than the salmon... :tongue:

I am eating a piece of salmon we smoked.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v291/lost-one/Fishing/smallsalmon2.jpg

[jeepsr4ever]

nice catch

[gremlin boys]

nice salmon :lo1l:

[dewragjen]

now that sounds good right now...your making me hungry..

[jeepsr4ever]

guy whips out the tape measure and the girl gets hungry


Typical

[dewragjen]

you better believe it... :lo1l:

[Penguin]

guy whips out the tape measure and the girl gets hungry


Typical

Ouch..... :!:

[gremlin boys]

sure you wernt talking micrometer ? :t:

[jeepsr4ever]

:wickedfart:

[dewragjen]

actually it's the motion of the ocean that matters... :?

[gremlin boys]

yea a old guy told me once son when you go to the well its not how long the rope is its how you dangel the bucket!!! :mrgreen:

[Penguin]

yea a old guy told me once son when you go to the well its not how long the rope is its how you dangel the bucket!!! :mrgreen:
If I am going to the well it better not be dangeling but pointing the way.

[jeepsr4ever]

=D>

[gremlin boys]

:?: :?: :?: :?:

[dewragjen]

:shock:

that's was pretty good :t:

[dewragjen]

kay mc - your turn...what's your fav:

color
smell
movie
sport
card game
liquor
womens perfume
what you look for in a women

[jeepsr4ever]

color Blue
smell WD40
movie either office space or any of the indiana jones
sport offroading/racing
card game Kings corners or 5 card 3 draw ace's and 3 are wild :wink:
liquor Captian coke and red label walker
womens perfume Victoria secrets love spell, be carefull if you ever wear that around me...I drool soo bad
what you look for in a women mostly a bubbly personality, a great ass and a nice apir of.....yeah a great personality....has to be cute too and willing to be my slave :?: :?: :?:

[dewragjen]

williness to be your slave huh...just in the bed or w/everything

[jeepsr4ever]

thats the weird thing...not soo much in bed but just when I am chilling out...I always need a glass of water. Guess I am weird that way.

[dewragjen]

:-s well that's no fun

[Penguin]

thats the weird thing...not soo much in bed but just when I am chilling out...I always need a glass of water. Guess I am weird that way.
I got friends like that. Me if I want something I will get it. I have gone into the kitchen to get something just after a g/f came back from there.

[dewragjen]

thats the weird thing...not soo much in bed but just when I am chilling out...I always need a glass of water. Guess I am weird that way.
I got friends like that. Me if I want something I will get it. I have gone into the kitchen to get something just after a g/f came back from there.

in that case what do you look for

[Penguin]

I stopped looking years ago. Gave up, couldn't find what I wanted.

[jeepsr4ever]

:?: :?: :?:

[dewragjen]

I stopped looking years ago. Gave up, couldn't find what I wanted.

well your not going to find her w/that type of attitude...what would you look for then...

[jeepsr4ever]

dont know about you chick after reading this


96% of women are liars, honest




NINETEEN out of 20 women admit lying to their partners or husbands, a survey on attitudes to truth and relationships has found.

Eighty-three per cent owned up to telling "big, life-changing lies", with 13 per cent saying they did so frequently.

Half said that if they became pregnant by another man but wanted to stay with their partner, they would lie about the baby’s real father.

Forty-two per cent would lie about contraception in order to get pregnant, no matter the wishes of their partner.

And an alarming 31 per cent said they would not tell a future partner if they had a sexual disease: this rises to 65 per cent among single women.

In the poll of 5,000 women for That’s Life! magazine, 45 per cent said they told "little white lies" most days. The favourite untruth was "of course you don’t look fat", with "these shoes were only £10" in second place.

Jo Checkley, the editor of That’s Life! , said that while many women now lied to avoid hurting their partner’s feelings, covering up the truth about a baby could have far more damaging consequences.

She said: "Modern women just can’t stop lying, but they do it to stop hurting other people’s feelings. It could be argued that these little white lies simply make the world go round a little more smoothly. But to tell a man a baby is his when it’s not, or to deliberately get pregnant when your partner doesn’t want a baby, is playing Russian roulette with other people’s lives."

The National Scruples and Lies Survey 2004 found plenty of untruths were told over the Christmas period. A total of 78 per cent said they would pass off a second-hand gift as a brand new present, while half have lied about a Christmas card being "lost in the post".

Women will also lie to save people’s feelings, with only 27 per cent saying they would tell a man if he was hopeless in bed (although a third would tell their friends all about it).

Just over half would flatter a man if he asked them about his looks and only 46 per cent would give the "brutal truth". However, 61 per cent of women would want their partners to be "brutally honest" if they asked them "do I look fat?" or "do you think my best friend’s attractive?"

Elsewhere, 54 per cent admitted stealing sweets or chocolates; 23 per cent would "sneak a bottle or two" home if they were invited to a party by a well-off friend; 49 per cent would "kiss and tell" to the media for £25,000 if they had a one-night stand with a celebrity; and 38 per cent say they would marry purely for money.

Nearly half said they had faked orgasms and 55 per cent admitted claiming they were tired, had a headache, or felt ill to "get out of lovemaking".

Nineteen per cent of women with a long-term partner said they had cheated on him, while 30 per cent of all women have had an affair with a married man. Sixty-eight per cent said they did not trust their partner.

As far as trustworthy personalities are concerned, the woman with "the most honest face" was Fern Britton, the This Morning host. She was followed by the singer Kerry Katona (formerly McFadden), Sharon Osbourne of The X Factor and the Queen.

The "most honest male face" jointly went to Ant and Dec, the presenters of I’m A Celebrity ... Get Me Out Of Here!, with Prince William second.

The results come in the wake of the controversy surrounding David Blunkett, the Home Secretary, and his former lover, the publisher Kimberly Quinn. They had a child, but she kept details of the affair secret from her husband Stephen, even taking her son to Corfu for a week’s holiday to bond with him this year.

Mr Quinn accepted his wife’s story, but she had covered up the fact she was accompanied by Mr Blunkett.

• The survey questioned 5,000 women, average age 38, across Scotland, England, Wales and Northern Ireland.

Top ten porkies

That’s Life! magazine has carried out its National Scruples and Lies Survey 2004 to find out the top ten lies told by women. They are:

1. "Of course you don’t look fat!"
2. "These shoes were only £10."
3. "The bus/train was late."
4. "I’ve got a headache."
5. "I’ve only had one drink."
6. "That dress looks good on you."
7. "The cheque’s in the post."
8. "You look ten years younger."
9. "You’re wonderful in bed."
10. "I love you."

[Penguin]

Dude you have way to much time to do research.

[dewragjen]

what...okay..lets put it this way there's alot of b...out there but there's also a few keepers out there - it's not hard to tell them apart...and as far as that survey goes - come on...like men don't lie - get real...i'd have to say i can honestly say i have never done any of them and know plenty of other women that can say the same...

[jeepsr4ever]

:?: :?:

I believe you...now tell me more about your mother =D>

Sorry jen its just too much fun....I ned to get back to emails... ta ta

[dewragjen]

gotta love ya mc...have fun w/your emails...

[JeepAngel]

Wow MC, you know something? You should just run .... run away from women, they are bad... they are the devil!!! omg 96% lie.... oh wait... there's a 4% chance out there for you... LOL

"only 19 out of 20 have lied to their partners or husbands?" BULL... we have all lied, that 1 that said she doesn't lie.. is LYING.

"49 per cent would "kiss and tell" to the media for £25,000 if they had a one-night stand with a celebrity" ......... LOL i like that. Not only do we get laid, we get paid for it..... wait...... that's not legal. NEVER MIND.

"Nearly half said they had faked orgasms" hmmm :-| I think there's more lying going on =D>

19% of women with a long-term partner said they had cheated on him, while 30 per cent of all women have had an affair with a married man.
(Angel no speaky... :oops: )

[Penguin]

"49 per cent would "kiss and tell" to the media for £25,000 if they had a one-night stand with a celebrity" ......... LOL i like that. Not only do we get laid, we get paid for it..... wait...... that's not legal. NEVER MIND.



Is in Nevada.

[JeepAngel]

Another reason why Nevada is a F***** up state... 111!!!

[Penguin]

Another reason why Nevada is a F***** up state... 111!!!

Pun intended??? #-o

[JeepAngel]

Pun intended??? #-o

you know it :lo1l:

[gremlin boys]

wow mc has way to much time , me i like to believe there is good in all people man or women , i am probably a little older than the rest here but i am not old, and have found a few very trustworthy ladies, but spent to much time with my business which they sure liked the money, i think the younger 20s to mid thirtys female do not realize the amount of work and time it takes to get a great business rolling i will be injoying myself when i can take life easy by my mid fourtys i have all my toys and my own home, i put all this before any real partying. and that seems to be the route the younger women go. i am not including all women by any means just havent found one who wants to work now and enjoy life at its fullest in a few years while we are still young in my book,

[dewragjen]

I just enjoying being independent way too much for commitment. Plus, I too have a lot of things I'd like to accomplish before settling down if I ever do...Not saying you can't accomplish things later I'd just rather have the freedom to do it now w/out having to okay it first...Then again I'm just a young pup so commitment is one of the furthest things from my mind...I'll stick to working on my own foundation

[jeepsr4ever]

no you just havent found mr.right yet

[dewragjen]

no you just havent found mr.right yet

:roll:

[gremlin boys]

i agree i know what you are talking about i am close to getting myself to where i want to be in life, so i will have plenty of time for the other things soon

[jeepsr4ever]

shoot you know when you meet him he will smell like wd40 and be covered in grease and oil....you know a true guy for a true girl :wink:

[dewragjen]

I've got some work to do and it's hard enough w/out distractions...Plus, I'm not a huge fan of the whole marriage thing...I think it's wonderful thing I just don't think it's for me...

[jeepsr4ever]

I think that you can do your things just fine if you had the right guy with you or even without a guy. But dont think a guy would hinder your goals..





....MAN ALMIGHTY WHAT AM I SAYING :-|

[dewragjen]

shoot you know when you meet him he will smell like wd40 and be covered in grease and oil....you know a true guy for a true girl :wink:

I've all ready met you though :-|

[jeepsr4ever]

:?: :?: :?:

[dewragjen]

I think that you can do your things just fine if you had the right guy with you or even without a guy. But dont think a guy would hinder your goals..

....MAN ALMIGHTY WHAT AM I SAYING :-|

What happened to you..did you get wise on me all of a sudden

[jeepsr4ever]

why you little flirt =D> :wink:

[gremlin boys]

i am not a big fan of marrige myself i am 40 never been had plenty of girlfriends more than most, i have been fortunate even before my own business to make great money so cars and work have been my life, not to many girls tolerate that, late nights in the garage cruzing with the boys and the past few years we changed from street racing to drag racing so there isnt alot of time,

[gremlin boys]

besides i have two of mans best friends a 180 lb bull mastiff and a chow black lab mix what more could you want ? :t:

[jeepsr4ever]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v442/pyagid/A-505.jpg

[dewragjen]

why you little flirt =D> :wink:

:love5:

[dewragjen]

besides i have two of mans best friends a 180 lb bull mastiff and a chow black lab mix what more could you want ? :t:

a beagle and yellow lab...

[gremlin boys]

nice motor i have to get some pics of my cars and motors and figure how to get them on here :shock:

[jeepsr4ever]

making me blush -10 points

[gremlin boys]

hey mc not to change the subject what do you think of the csi water pumps i have one on my new motor and i want to check prices on the edelbrock fuel injection setup

[jeepsr4ever]

they are great did you get yours from MN

[dewragjen]

:cheers:

[gremlin boys]

yea they send you a free hat to , i want one of edelbrock fuel injection set ups to isnt 1000cfms a little large for a street setup

[gremlin boys]

i have allways been a carb man old school speed lets say but have a pretty stout 401 for one of my street gremlins and would love efi on it

[dewragjen]

:dontknow:

[gremlin boys]

wasnt ignoring you sorry just doing a little ? so you have two dogs ?

[gremlin boys]

you want to see a good dog the mastiff is one of the best dogs i have had

[dewragjen]

ha...i was kidding - I just find it funny that i have no idea what in the hell you two are talking about, that's all..no i don't have two dogs - that's part of the wish list...I have to get a much bigger thing first...

[dewragjen]

you want to see a good dog the mastiff is one of the best dogs i have had

i have no idea what that is...i figure i have a beagle for rabbits and a lab as my bird dog...

[jeepsr4ever]

http://www.discount-diamond-rings.net/images/R3908_t.jpg :-|

[gremlin boys]

a much bigger thing ? wow !!! :-| :shock:

[gremlin boys]

ever see the movie turner and hooch ? thats a small mastiff

[dewragjen]

ever see the movie turner and hooch ? thats a small mastiff

aha..those seem like nice dogs...

[gremlin boys]

and its up to like 6or7 new forum members now, soon over 1000

[dewragjen]

what the hell was that mc??? :shock:

[gremlin boys]

one of the most loyal dogs i have had i feel guilty leaving him home he has to be beside you all the time a big couch is a plus

[gremlin boys]

i think one page back was a big proposal for you :t:

[jeepsr4ever]

dont drag me into a corner and holar at me for life please :?: :?: :?:

[dewragjen]

i've had a beagle my whole life - it's hard not having one now...they're such good dogs and i love labs so we'll see but I'm guessing I probably won't change my mind...

[gremlin boys]

it might be a cubic zarconia if thats how you spell it you know buy them in bulk from the shopping network !!!!

[dewragjen]

dont drag me into a corner and holar at me for life please :?: :?: :?:

what

[jeepsr4ever]

marrage I am talking about

[dewragjen]

it might be a cubic zarconia if thats how you spell it you know buy them in bulk from the shopping network !!!!

actually if you buy them from a quarter machine you even get a cool plastic container to put it in...sweet...

[gremlin boys]

its funny mc has a pic of one laying around :?: :?: :?:

[dewragjen]

marrage I am talking about

oh come on you know you enjoy it...if your lucky i might even brake out the whip...

[gremlin boys]

now you talking my language !!!!!!!! :roll:

[dewragjen]

:?

[gremlin boys]

well its time to leave my shop and go home , tomorrow is a kayak day so got to get loaded up tonight if i dont post tomorrow i didnt flip back up !!!! just kidding there are five of us going , it will be fun creeks a 5 feet high and flowing like crazy good night everyone Don

[dewragjen]

Night - have a fun ride... :lo1l:

[JeepAngel]

i think the younger 20s to mid thirtys female do not realize the amount of work and time it takes to get a great business rolling

You know something, you are probably right on that. Tigger and I got www.tapoffroad.com (shameless plug) going, and it's an online business that takes up a lot of our time, and dedication, but we always remember what's more important in life. So we have that and a successful business.
I'm sure not all men or women would be as patient as he and I have been with each other with making this business a success.

[JMSII]

Man! Take a little time off, slide down to Southern California and then Vegas and then check in on this forum and dang! I can't believe how far this topic has come. Jeez! Marriage, rings, lying women.

Only at Bulltear! :lo1l:

[Penguin]

Marriage, rings, lying women, I better type carefully....

Don't want to get in the middle of the wong thing here.

[rollen dean montoya]

dang! i go on vacation from 22 dec to 3 jan2005 and i missed all kinds
of neat stuff going on here #-o dads puker isn't plugged into the internet
and he is keeping it that way. :smile: but i'm back!
later, rollen :lo1l: