I was doing some demo work a long time ago for a expansion at 3M and i had a 300 lb piece of conrete fall and I was on a manlift...I moved my arms in quickly to dodge the piece and the damn thing bounced of my thumb
I slammed my thumb in a car door
I slammed my thumb under a jeep hood
I had a 401 roll over onto my thumb
Ive hit my thumb numerous times with a hammer by accident
I did a drive by high five and dislocated my thumb
I am constantly dropping things on my thumb
I have had my thumb pinned between a tire and a rock
I think thats pretty much it