Friday Funny

[XJ-001]

There's this old pirate walking along the pier with a ship's wheel hanging from his crotch. A guy asks him "What's the deal with the wheel?" The old pirate says:

"AAARRRGGGHHH, It drives me nuts!"

[jeepsr4ever]

[rollen dean montoya]

you funny =D>

[mudgirl]

So a guy has been out in the ocean on a submarine for close to a year. they hit dock and he's horny as hell from a year of being on a submarine. he walks into the closest whorehouse and tells the maddam he wants the best blow job money will buy. he goes into the room and drops his pants. the hooker walks in and gives him the best bj he has ever gotten in his life and proceeds to open a drawer and spit into an already half full milk carton. he tells the hooker it may not be any of his business but whats the deal with that? she tells him that she and the hooker in the room next door have a bet going... whoever fills the milk carton first gets to drink both of them!

[Penguin]

Talk about your protein drink........