OH SHIT!!!!

[fuzz401]

I'm Going to Mexico

Dear President Bush:

I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family,
and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across
the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few
arrangements. I know you can help with this.

I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports,
immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the
same way you do here.

So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that
I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting
the following:
1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might
need, whether I use them or not.

3. All government forms need to be printed in English.

4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.

5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.

6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the
flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.

7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and
lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy
access to government services.

9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any
effort to learn local traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the
memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all
police officers speak English.

11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals
on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not
want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes,
and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws.

13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice
and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might
place on the economy.

14. Eventually I want to be able to vote and have all election materials
and notices sent to me in English with Spanish as a second language..

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these
things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico.

I am sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him
nicely. However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail
hunting with your V.P.

[tarior]

Theodore Roosevelt on Immigrants and being an AMERICAN

"In the first place we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the man's becoming in very fact an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag, and this excludes the red flag, which symbolizes all wars against liberty and civilization, just as much as it excludes any foreign flag of a nation to which we are hostile...We have room for but one language here, and that is the English language...and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people."

RIGHT!!!!

[rollen dean montoya]

right on teddy!!!!!!

[Mudrat]

Quick quiz, who are your state and federal representatives? Have you contacted them to let them know how you feel?

Ummmm ... yes I have, and the White House too!!!

[Goose]

Well I have written my representatives.. and I am in agreement with Teddy.. Bully I say!

But folks it's much worse than you have heard.. I am from Chandler AZ originally and I run down there alot. It is not safe for an American to stop in the "rest areas" on I-8 and three weeks ago they set up a D.O.T checkpoint down south on I-8 and I-10 and of all the trucks they pulled in 8 out of ten that had hispanic drivers had falsified Licenses and "papers" and quite a few of them were hauling hazmat..think about that for a second..seems like this is actually an"invasion"..I say fine put out the call for volunteers to guard the border..I'm in.

I cant help but think that a few apaches (rotary winged not chiricaua) and some Armor assets might make the satetment.

[Mudrat]

But folks it's much worse than you have heard.. I am from Chandler AZ originally and I run down there alot. It is not safe for an American to stop in the "rest areas" on I-8 and three weeks ago they set up a D.O.T checkpoint down south on I-8 and I-10 and of all the trucks they pulled in 8 out of ten that had hispanic drivers had falsified Licenses and "papers" and quite a few of them were hauling hazmat..think about that for a second..seems like this is actually an"invasion".

That's scary since the esteemed senator from that state doesn't see this as a "problem".

Common people time to vote the riff-raff out of office (sorry Senator, purple heart, CMH, and POW/MIA and all) but it's time to let the people VOTE and not a turn coat. I'm starting to think the Commie VC really did get to you in Hanoi!!!

[Henry Lavrenz]

I think some thing must be done about the recent wave of immigrants coming in unchecked. It is truly a invasion of our country and a military presence may be the answer. But remember humans will flock to the easier path and life in America is easier than Mexico.... like da. For every immigrant there is a American buisness ready to explote the willingness to work for crap wages and if you offer them cash - instead of legitimate paychecks with withholdings - they will take it, so would I if in that position. My home town of Fond Du Lac, WI has seen the Landscaping, drywall, roofing, cleaning services, hotel house keeping, stone quarry work and other labor intensive occupations go to the Hispanics. I will tell you the majority work the butts off for small wages, so small the live 5 to 8 in two- bedroom apartments and live in basic tribal groups. I do not believe for one minute that these peaple or at least the majority of them are unwilling to learn english and become legal tax paying Americans. The persons that raised the flags out of order should be punished, the same as if it were a confederate flag above the Stars & Stripes. Dont get me wrong, as a buissness owner of a Union shop I'am basically P.O.ed as I pay a extra $12K in taxes today and know about all the others that cheat there way out of it, but at least I'am not a racist or a crook. Remember the only Native Americans are just that. Peace Hankrod

[Mudrat]

Remember the only Native Americans are just that. Peace Hankrod

My natural mother was born on the Black Foot Souix reservation in SoDak and my great grand mother was Cherokee - so all y'all get out!!!

I don't have a problem with the legals as long as they can assimilate to the American way (language etc.) But it's the ILlegals and what you said Hankrod - those that don't pay their way that need to have their way paid for them back home or further south. I don't want to lock the suckers up, way too expensive (except those that do shit like to OUR flag or other criminal activity)!!

[rollen dean montoya]

its time to close the border with mexico!!!!

[Goose]

I Sure agree that it's time to secure the border.. but I think more importantly, It's time to nail the businesses that employ them.. and make it hurt enough that they will never do it again..As long as it is cost effecetive to hire them and take advantage of them they will. plus we will pay..

Nail the employers and the jobs for illegals will dry up and they wont have any reason to come up here illegally..